legal-savvy:

letsblop:

I’m just happy I’m not in a common law country….poor bastards who have to learn all the precedents.

:(

DEFENDANT:  Well you can start your trial and stick it up your arse 'cause I - I'm not having anything to do with it.
HIS HONOUR:  Sit down.
DEFENDANT:  No, you get-----
HIS HONOUR:  Sit.
DEFENDANT:  -----fucked.
HIS HONOUR:  Sit down.
DEFENDANT:  Go and get fucked.
HIS HONOUR:  Sit down, please.
DEFENDANT:  I'm not fucking doing what you say. Up you.

adaminfrance:

Well, that’s it. My second year at University has ended. Actually, it ended about a week ago but instead of writing a blog post, I’ve done nothing but watch The Tudors on Netflix. It’s really good, I recommend it.

The big move is only 3 months away now, and I’m completely terrified. I have no…

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equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am