Cases and Cocktails

anaisforthewin: shapeshiftandtrick: ryan-aniki: shapeshiftandtrick: how does one tell a boy that...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:08:58 +0100

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

text them and start playing one of those 20q games

if they start being a dodgy fella drop em

if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.

If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

bymoffatforbbc: I love the fact we’ve been complaining about Tumblr changes, but then they give us...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:15:59 +0100

bymoffatforbbc:

I love the fact we’ve been complaining about Tumblr changes, but then they give us something that actually moves

and we’re like

geminicreations: i think this may just be the greatest string...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:13:42 +0100

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

thefuuuucomics: hahahah

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:09:44 +0100

thefuuuucomics:

hahahah

bbqringolos: when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP it will say VIP

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:16:37 +0100

bbqringolos:

when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP

it will say VIP

rocksymom: Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:07:09 +0100

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

death-by-lulz: moelesterationista: Are we just going to ignore...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:22:48 +0100

death-by-lulz:

moelesterationista:

Are we just going to ignore that she has her mom in her phone as birthgiver??????

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye: neverrlaand: 17x22: you guys remember that cute skater guy that...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:22:01 +0100

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

neverrlaand:

17x22:

you guys remember that cute skater guy that confessed to playing cello in high school musical?

he’s now a convict for armed robbery :-)

OMFG

shoulda stuck to the status quo

hishonourabletyranny: fushimichi: ive been laughing for like 50 years at this she did it...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:21:36 +0100

hishonourabletyranny:

fushimichi:

ive been laughing for like 50 years at this

she did it boys

she found it

krazykitsune: uncle-jessie: facebook does not appreciate...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:21:23 +0100

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

I'm Overweight and My Boyfriend's Not. Big Freaking Deal

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:04:34 +0100

I'm Overweight and My Boyfriend's Not. Big Freaking Deal:

glowpinkstah:

glowpinkstah:

My boyfriend Ali is 5’10” with friendly blue eyes, a dimpled smile and a fit, muscular body. He’s someone you’d expect to see with a really hot, thin woman…not an overweight girl like me. We’ve been dating for 18 months, and, wherever we go - whether we’re walking hand-in-hand through the mall, airport or down the street in his hometown (Glasgow, Scotland) or mine (San Jose, Calif. …

Guess who is featured on Yahoo :)

Reblogging just in case you missed it! Of course I went into this knowing that people would still post some really dumb comments without even reading the whole story. Maybe some people just don’t grow out of the whole reading “books with only pictures” phase. Hehe! ;] So please feel free to share, and post your love and support! <3

YES GLORIA.

abbigshmail: truth.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:00:57 +0100

abbigshmail:

truth.

26daysofaugust: the-absolute-best-posts: onceaddict: A message...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:00:11 +0100

26daysofaugust:

the-absolute-best-posts:

onceaddict:

A message from Prince Harry at the CHIME for Change concert. (x)

REASONS WHY I LOVE HIM TO DEATH.

Ok but this guy is a saint.

We hear about all the partying and stuff but in 2008, one of the soldiers in his battalion was being threatened by 6 other soldiers from another outfit for being openly gay. The soldier escaped and went back to duty when Harry saw him and demanded to know what happened and then was like “Right well I’m going to sort this out” and full on stomped over to the guys and threw a fit at them and solved the problem and those guys never bothered the soldier again and he did it all without violence.

FOUR FOR YOU P. HARRY YOU GO P. HARRY.

(x)

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:55:54 +0100

grasstafarian: If our genitals were on our face people could get pregnant from kissing! How weird...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:42:40 +0100

grasstafarian:

If our genitals were on our face people could get pregnant from kissing! How weird is that! How high am I

un-reve-etrange: If you don’t own Tiger Suit by KT Tunstall I suggest you buy it, even if you’re...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:59:00 +0100

un-reve-etrange:

If you don’t own Tiger Suit by KT Tunstall I suggest you buy it, even if you’re not a massive fan of her music.

This album just proves that she is a songwriting genius and massively underrated - she fused bluesy acoustic melodies with dance music!

Seriously, this album changed the way I see music.

getsby: koolkidseatgreens: Well ok Kesha, maybe it’s because...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:58:28 +0100

getsby:

koolkidseatgreens:

Well ok Kesha, maybe it’s because you’re an auto tuned peice of shit who shouldn’t be famous, you have no Buisness being in the music industry, it’s not even your music you fuck, someone else wrote it for you to record and them to auto tune yourself. And it’s not at all good . It’s not positive either. So complain some more.

I don’t know if you know this, tumblr user koolkidseatgreens, but Ke$ha is a certified genius. She has an IQ over 140 and an SAT score of 1500. When she was younger she would go to the library and do research for fun. Ke$ha is a both feminist and an advocate for equal marriage/rights for people of any sexuality, being a queer woman herself.

Ke$ha is a smart, professional woman, and just because she sings songs about wanting to let loose and have fun every once in a while doesn’t make her a piece of shit.

Ke$ha’s songs are meant to point out the sexism in our media. She treats men the same way many men in the music industry treat women, and she is hated on for it. Relentlessly. She sings on multiple occasions about taking charge in a sexual relationship, of how she only uses men for their body parts. She sexualizes men to make them uncomfortable. She sexualizes men for a reaction, so that people can both see why women are so uncomfortable with their sexualization and also to point out the inequality between the sexes both in the media and in the world at large.

She is judged so harshly for singing about things that make many men famous.

If you listen to Ke$ha’s deconstructed album you will see that she actually has some talent, which may be hard to hear because she does in fact use a fair amount of autotune. This is because of her genre and because of the kind of music she chooses to create as an artist. Ke$ha may not write her songs, but this doesn’t meant she isn’t a good artist or a good person. This doesn’t mean she deserves your harsh words. Some singers are good at writing, but that’s hardly a requirement. Last time I checked whether or not you can sing has nothing to do with whether or not you’re a poet.

You should not be calling anyone a piece of shit, my friend, especially someone you’ve never sat down and had a conversation (or even taken the time to wonder about her feelings!), but if anyone deserves that kind of language it’s not Ke$ha.

You may think that by shaming women for expressing their sexuality and having fun every once in a while, that you are somehow abolishing sexism. That in weeding out the less ‘deserving’ women you are gaining our sex more respect. This is not the case, and the fact that you and many others feel such a strong need to shame this woman who has done nothing wrong, especially not to you, shows that we still have a very far away to go.

THIS.

just-exhale-love: yesimbeyonce: but wait there’s more.. i...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:42:37 +0100

just-exhale-love:

yesimbeyonce:

but wait there’s more..

i think the whole world is getting tired of him..

He’s just a massive cock.

twerkinwith: omg laughing so hard

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:43:45 +0100

twerkinwith:

omg laughing so hard

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:43:12 +0100

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